Here are the different types of boyfriends kept by girls in Universities
1. ACADEMIC BOYFRIEND:
This one takes them to night classes, help the girl do her assignment and they always stay together during exams.
2. FINANCIAL BOYFRIEND:
This guy is usually in a different city ( Port-Harcourt, Accra, Johannesburg, Nairobi, Lagos, Abuja, etc). He takes care of her house rent, school fees, textbooks, feeding allowance..
3. ASSISTANT FINANCIAL BOYFRIEND:
This one is always taking care of her hair, pedicure, manicure and makeup. He buys her yogurt, Jollof rice, popcorn or shawarma after school.
4. M0ral BOYFRIEND:
This one is the religious boyfriend (Church Mate). They come in the name of advice to tap current from the girl. They give m0ral instructions from the church premises to the girl’s bed.
5. NEPA BOYFRIEND:
This one is neither cold nor hot, he is always called to come and fix the bulb and switch in the room, then Afterwards, he is given a french kiss plus a 360 degree hug.
6. PARTY BOYFRIEND:
This one takes them to fresher’s night, awards night, orange groove, 40 40, etc.
7. SECURITY BOYFRIEND:
This one helps the girl get back their phone when they are being obtained by cultists.
8. SWAGTUTOR BOYFRIEND:
This one tells her how to combine colours while dressing for school in the morning.
9. HOSTEL BOYFRIEND:
This one always hangs out at the balcony with the girl during the evening. He also consumes a lot of food from the Girl.
10. ORIGINAL BOYFRIENDS:
This one is the BOSS. The babe visits him a lot during weekends, cooks for him, do house chores and they share emotional feelings. Ceteris Paribus, this boyfriend is constant!
Guys, Which one of the above do you belong?